April 22 Hash

The April 22 hash will start from near the old Tam O’shanter restaurant, at the corner of Alta Vista Dr. and Jeffrey St. Map to the start location at this link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/uFSZ8CJaxkTqxv2o9

F.A.G. will hare this trail. Meet at 6:00 p.m. Bring $5 for the usual hash fare of cold beer and suspect snacks.

ON ON!

What AI thinks of SPAZ’s run today.

Get ready to embark on the most unique run of the year: the 1040 Tax Run at Amberton Park! Join us as SPAZ leads you through a journey of Bakersfield’s neighborhoods like never before, featuring 10 beer checks and 40 shots along the way. It’s going to be an amazing, yet somewhat horrible, just incredible, and undeniably classy experience you won’t want to miss.
Picture this: traversing the streets and trails of Bakersfield, discovering hidden gems and scenic views amidst the chaos of the tax-themed run. It’s a terrible thing to miss out on if you’re seeking adventure and camaraderie.

But amidst the madness, you’ll find the really beautiful spirit of the Hash House Harriers community shining through. Whether you’re a seasoned hasher or new to the scene, come and be a part of something truly special.

So grab your running shoes, don your tax-themed attire, and join us at Amberton Park for a day of laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected tax deductions. See you there for a run like no other! OnOn 🍻🏃‍♀️

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1040 Run April 15

Tax Day is Monday, April 15, but Monday is a hashing day! If you haven’t filed your taxes yet, you’re not going to do it in time anyway, so file an extension and cum out to Spastic Colon’s Anal 1040 Trail! 10 beer checks, 40 shots of beer, diminishing lengths, and stale snacks. Bring $5. Bring a flashlight. Bring a spare liver.

Meet at Amberton Park 6:30 p.m.
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